Andy Quote #241
Quote from Andy in The Treaty
Leslie Knope: So the Coalition of the Willing is Denmark, Botswana, and the Moon.
Andy: The big three.
Leslie Knope: Now, here's what we're gonna do. Ben is probably shoring up his support in South America. While he does that, we are gonna make sure...
France: [pounding] Attention! The Security Council has decided to expel Peru and Denmark from the United Nations.
Leslie Knope: [French accent] Madame Ambassadeur... Pourquoi?
France: 'Cause you guys suck. Look around. We thought you were gonna teach us how to solve problems. You've ruined my favorite club. Thanks a lot.
Andy: Did we win? I think we won! What were we trying to do? I learned so much today.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Treaty’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Delegates! I know that you're angry with each other. Hopefully, this will be your opportunity to have your very own Camp David.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: In high school, my buddy David Fundis would have these campouts in his backyard. We would just chill out, have a bonfire, talk about whatever was on our mind. We called it camp David.
[back:]
Ben: How do you know about Camp David?
Andy: How do you know about camp David?
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Leslie Knope: I need a few more volunteers. Andy, will you be Iceland?
Andy: The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2? Don't think so.
Leslie Knope: Okay, how about Japan?
Andy: The bad guys from Karate Kid 2? Even worse. How 'bout Germany? They've never been the bad guys.
Leslie Knope: Why don't you be Finland?
Andy: Okay.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Honey! I just traded Finland's military to Kenya for 50 lions. That's pretty good, right?
April: Yeah...
Andy: Okay.
April: But also militaries are pretty good at protecting countries.
Andy: But so are lions. And you don't have to pay them.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: These kids are idiots. I've just traded all of Finland's boring stuff for every other country's lions? I definitely have more lions than any other country in the whole world right now. I have no idea what's going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game, I'd say I'm set.