April Quote #129
Quote from April in End of the World
Andy: This one will get me arrested. And this other one is impossible, because we need Eddie Vedder and a time machine.I think we've done everything on the list that we can actually do, so...
April: Really?
Andy: Yeah, I mean... this is it.
April: What about this?
Andy: Oh, my God, that would be awesome. It's impossible.
April: No, it isn't. We have $1,000 in our bank account, and we're young and irresponsible.
Andy: I mean, our car would break down. There's no way we could even get there.
April: So I'll steal my dad's car. Look, this is a stupid idea, but right at this exact second, we have enough momentum to do something stupid before we realize how stupid it is.
Andy: You are absolutely right. No thinking, just stupid.
April: Yes!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.