Tom Quote #312
Quote from Tom in End of the World
Tom: Ballers and ballerettes, fasten your seatbelts. The perfect party begins...
Both: Clink! Now.
[doors open to no one]
Both: [relieving sigh]
Jean-Ralphio: Thank God.
Tom: No one shows up to a good party on time. If anybody actually showed up right now, the whole party would have been ruined.
Jean-Ralphio: It would have been a disaster. I don't want to go to that party.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.