Tom Quote #311
Quote from Tom in End of the World
Tom: Got a head? Maybe you want a free Fedora. Wanna make out? Go to out make out room. And before you leave, don't forget the gift bag. Jean-Ralphio, there are animals on the guest list tonight?
Jean-Ralphio: Let me check, T.T. Oh, just one. Bengal Tiger!
Tom: We also hired ten huge, scary bouncers with earpieces. What up, Keith? He actually once tossed me out of a club three years ago. Water under the bridge.
Jean-Ralphio: DJ Bluntz is mixing up some new beats. Only 200 people will be admitted to retain exclusivity.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.