Tom Quote #310
Quote from Tom in End of the World
Tom: We have not one, but six open bars. And best of all, Snake Juice ice fountain.
Jean-Ralphio: Chill me, T!
Both: [annoying sing song] Juice is so chilled!
Tom: Craps!
Jean-Ralphio: Roulette! Ahrr, matey. Pirate ship bouncy castle with bubbles.
Tom: Shrimp wall. And special VIP shrimp distributor Indiana Pacers' Center Roy Hibbert.
Roy Hibbert: Is all you want me to do? Pass out shrimp to people at the party?
Tom: Yes, and stop asking questions!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘End of the World’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: [annoying call] T-Cups, we did it, baby. We built a company from the ground up.
Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
Jean-Ralphio: Well, the important thing to remember is that it was a massive success. Remy Martin?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Well, Entertainment 7Twenty is dead. It's up in company heaven. Along with Pets.com, Blockbuster and Ask Jeeves. My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you.
Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.