Andy Quote #232
Quote from Andy in End of the World
Teller: 800, 900, 1,000.
Andy: [excited laugh]
April: And how much is left in the bank account?
Teller: 18 dollars and four cents.
Andy: Whoa! Still a lot left over.
April: Okay, you wanted to hold $1,000 cash in your hands...
Andy: That's super disappointing.
[cut to:]
Teller: 998, 999, 1000.
Andy: Yes! Now this is what I imagined! [ecstatic laugh] Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire life?
Teller: I just handed it to you.
Andy: [laughs] Nickels! I want nickels. A billion nickels!
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‘End of the World’ Quotes
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Tom: And then we ran it into the ground.
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[aside to camera:]
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Quote from Andy
[at the Grand Canyon:]
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined.
April: Yeah. I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it, but... Coming up empty.
Andy: Thank you so much. I never would have ever done this without you. Thank you. Where's all the faces? Like the presidents.