Leslie Knope Quote #676
Quote from Leslie Knope in Li'l Sebastian
Ben: Hey, Ron. Listen, you're just who I was looking for. Are you... Did you forget the... Did you... Can I get that thing? Can we just... Did you bring it?
Ron Swanson: This isn't convincing.
Leslie Knope: How did you find out?
Ron Swanson: We've worked together for a while now. I'd like to think I know you pretty well. Plus, Ben butt-dialed me last night.
Leslie Knope: [on Ron's phone] Okay, okay. And this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss.
Ben: [on Ron's phone] Whoa. Eleanor likes the tongue. Hey, show me Pelosi again.
Leslie Knope: [on Ron's phone] Okay, lay down.
Leslie Knope: Please tell me you hung up before Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Ron Swanson: Unfortunately not.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Li'l Sebastian’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: We'd like to encourage everyone to buy our merchandise. All the proceeds will go towards Li'I Sebastian's favorite charity, the Afghan Institute of Learning. Next, we have a special musical tribute by Mr. Andy Dwyer.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: What's 5,000 times better than a candle in the wind?
[back:]
Andy: This song is called 5,000 Candles in the Wind. [plays guitar and sings] Up in horsey heaven Here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said goodbye You take a running leap and you learn to fly Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind [crowd applauds]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half-mast, I thought, "All right. Another bureaucrat ate it." But then I found out it was Li'I Sebastian. Half-mast is too high. Show some damned respect.
Quote from Tammy Two
Tammy Two: Two of my lovers in one place. What a coincidence.
Ron Swanson: Tammy.
Tammy Two: Hello, Ron. Ooh, what happened here? And more importantly, does the carpet match the face?
Ron Swanson: If you're looking for trouble, take it somewhere else. An hour ago, a giant fireball consumed my entire face. And it was far preferable to spending another second with you.
Tammy Two: Tell that to your pants-tent.
Ron Swanson: It's just the way I'm standing. Go back to the library, where you belong.