Jean-Ralphio Quote #12
Quote from Jean-Ralphio in Li'l Sebastian
Tom: I got it. What are you amazing at?
Jean-Ralphio: I know it. We both know it, let's just say it at the same time.
Both: Creating spectacles.
Jean-Ralphio: No, I got it.
Tom: You create Pawnee's first and only high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate.
Jean-Ralphio: Absolutely. That's absolutely what I have to do. What does it mean?
Tom: It means audio, video, movies, 3-D movies, nightclubs, iPhone apps. If it's entertainment, you're involved.
Jean-Ralphio: Yes, of course I am.
Tom: And you call it... Entertainment 7Twenty.
Jean-Ralphio: No! Why? Why?
Tom: You gotta stop screaming.
Jean-Ralphio: I will, I just get excited. Why do we call it Entertainment 7Twenty?
Tom: 'Cause you're willing to go around the world twice for your clients.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Li'l Sebastian’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: We'd like to encourage everyone to buy our merchandise. All the proceeds will go towards Li'I Sebastian's favorite charity, the Afghan Institute of Learning. Next, we have a special musical tribute by Mr. Andy Dwyer.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: What's 5,000 times better than a candle in the wind?
[back:]
Andy: This song is called 5,000 Candles in the Wind. [plays guitar and sings] Up in horsey heaven Here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said goodbye You take a running leap and you learn to fly Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind [crowd applauds]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half-mast, I thought, "All right. Another bureaucrat ate it." But then I found out it was Li'I Sebastian. Half-mast is too high. Show some damned respect.
Quote from Tammy Two
Tammy Two: Two of my lovers in one place. What a coincidence.
Ron Swanson: Tammy.
Tammy Two: Hello, Ron. Ooh, what happened here? And more importantly, does the carpet match the face?
Ron Swanson: If you're looking for trouble, take it somewhere else. An hour ago, a giant fireball consumed my entire face. And it was far preferable to spending another second with you.
Tammy Two: Tell that to your pants-tent.
Ron Swanson: It's just the way I'm standing. Go back to the library, where you belong.