Leslie Knope Quote #654
Quote from Leslie Knope in Road Trip
Leslie Knope: Did you see this? According to their rules, we may not have enough hotel rooms within city limits.
Ben: I know. It's a silly rule. But maybe they'll be reasonable and not care.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, maybe we could just point out to them there are tons of hotel rooms just outside city limits.
Ben: Uh-huh.
Leslie Knope: Have you been to the Grandville Hotel and Spa?
Ben: Uh-uh.
Leslie Knope: They have the softest towels.
Ben: Oh, I gotta tell ya. I love a nice towel in my life.
Leslie Knope: Me too. I know.
Ben: It's... I mean, it's the simplest luxury, but it makes all the difference.
Leslie Knope: Their bath mats are amazing. It's like stepping on a lamb. [both laugh]
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‘Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: Here's the sitch. I developed a dope new game show where I ask couples scandalous questions, and they have to guess what the other one answered. I call this Know Ya Boo.
Jerry: Oh, that sounds like The Newlywed Game.
Tom: Shut up, Jerry! It's not The Newlywed Game okay?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: It is totally The Newlywed Game. But big deal. Everyone steals. My favorite movie is Love Don't Cost a Thing, with Nick Cannon, which is based on Can't Buy Me Love, which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer or something, which I think was Shakespeare. Don't know, don't care.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Look, little girl, can we postpone this for another day? It's unsettling having you just sit there.
Lauren: But my report's due tomorrow.
Ron Swanson: What's it on?
Lauren: Why government matters.
Ron Swanson: Really?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine-year-old.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: What's your name, ma'am?
Lauren: Lauren Berkus.
Ron Swanson: Lauren, my name is Ron Swanson, and I'm gonna tell you everything you need to know about the miserable, screwed-up world of local government.
Lauren: You have mustard in your moustache.
Ron Swanson: Don't sass me, Berkus. Let's get started. "Life, liberty, and property." That's John Locke.