Leslie Knope Quote #647
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Fight
Leslie Knope: So how did you two meet?
Ann: We met at the supermarket.
The Douche: I used my classic pickup line. If you're looking for douches, they're in aisle me.
Leslie Knope: Awesome.
Ann: Yeah. Oh, hey, by the way, I don't think I can get that book back from, um, what's-his-name.
Leslie Knope: Oh, that's okay. I mean, I should've known better than to loan something to one of your boyfriends. They come and go so fast.
Ann: Uh, what are you saying exactly?
Leslie Knope: Well, I mean, let's be honest. How long is it gonna last with this guy?
The Douche: Sitting right here.
Ann: I don't know. He's dumb, but he's fun.
The Douche: Thank you.
Ann: I mean, that's the whole point of dating around is you get to try on a bunch of different hats.
Leslie Knope: Well, this hat is an idiot.
The Douche: Ha ha. Classic.
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