Leslie Knope Quote #644
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Fight
Leslie Knope: Pawnee is looking for a new PR Director for the Health Department, and I submitted your name. You have an interview tomorrow at 9:00 A.M.
Ann: 9:00 A.M. wow.
Leslie Knope: Yes, I know. I couldn't get it earlier.
Ann: I'm... I am...
Leslie Knope: Grateful. I know. You can thank me later. But first you need to go over your homework. These are all the health initiatives the city has ever undertaken since the 1960s. So you need to partially memorize that. And it's gonna be a long night, so I got you some energy drinks and some chocolate-covered espresso beans and the book Freedom by Jonathan Franzen.
Ann: Why am I reading this?
Leslie Knope: Because I'm almost done with it, Ann. And I want to talk to you about Patty.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Ann came in the next day and had a second interview with Chris. She nailed it, of course. But she doesn't want to totally leave her job. So they struck up a deal. She works at City Hall part-time, and two days a week, she still gets to be the greatest nurse in the world. Win-win. We need to remember what's important in life... friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work... it doesn't matter. But work is third.
Quote from Tom
Jean-Ralphio: Listen, you got to jump on the Tommytown Express. This guy has some of the best investment ideas I've ever heard in my life.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. A department store with a guest list. White fur ear muffs for men. A new brand of bottled water called H2-HO. Contact lenses that display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good. Own a night club called eclipse that's only open for one hour two times a year. Cover charge... $5,000. I can keep going.