Donna Quote #37
Quote from Donna in Fancy Party
Donna: That went better, right?
Ann: Yes, it did. However, he proudly told me that he "beat herpes." I'm sorry, Donna. I'm gonna go home. I just found out Andy's getting married.
Donna: So?
Ann: So that's my ex-boyfriend. We were together for a really long time.
Donna: All right.
Ann: What?
Donna: What? Listen, you are a hot, young doctor.
Ann: I'm a nurse, actually.
Donna: Okay, I don't know you. But I do know that you can fix your attitude. Do you want to go home and feel sorry for yourself about a man you didn't want to marry? Or do you want to go talk to that cute boy who has been looking at you and give him your number before I throw him in my Benz for myself?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Fancy Party’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Excuse us. That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Did you grow up in the woods? Are you Nell from the movie Nell?
Ann: I told you I'm rusty.
Donna: All right, come with me.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: You okay, Ron?
Ron Swanson: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue.
Ben: Okay, each department will be getting blue bins...
Ron Swanson: [groans in pain]
Ben: Do you need to go to the dentist, Ron?
Ron Swanson: I don't like dentists. Just a second. [Ron pulls out a pair of pliers]
All: [shouting]
Ben: Oh!
Donna: What the [bleep]?
Jerry: Oh, my God!
Ron Swanson: I'm sorry, everybody. What were we talking about... Recycling?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I love Andy and April as a couple. I want them to stay together forever. But relationships need planning. You just can't jump into something without thinking. It took me four years to find the right hairdresser, and we still fight all the time!