April Quote #96

Quote from April in Fancy Party

Andy: Remember how I told you there was going to be a surprise later? Well, the surprise is you're not actually at a dinner party. You're at our wedding. [applause] All right. Uh, let's do this.
[Simon & Garfunkel's "April Come She Will" plays]
Justice of the Peace: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to marry Andrew Maxwell Dwyer and April Roberta Ludgate.
April: I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?
Andy: Yes.

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 ‘Fancy Party’ Quotes

Quote from Donna

Donna: Excuse us. That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Did you grow up in the woods? Are you Nell from the movie Nell?
Ann: I told you I'm rusty.
Donna: All right, come with me.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Leslie Knope: You okay, Ron?
Ron Swanson: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue.
Ben: Okay, each department will be getting blue bins...
Ron Swanson: [groans in pain]
Ben: Do you need to go to the dentist, Ron?
Ron Swanson: I don't like dentists. Just a second. [Ron pulls out a pair of pliers]
All: [shouting]
Ben: Oh!
Donna: What the [bleep]?
Jerry: Oh, my God!
Ron Swanson: I'm sorry, everybody. What were we talking about... Recycling?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I love Andy and April as a couple. I want them to stay together forever. But relationships need planning. You just can't jump into something without thinking. It took me four years to find the right hairdresser, and we still fight all the time!