Leslie Knope Quote #587
Quote from Leslie Knope in Fancy Party
Ben: I was actually coming to see you. I wanted your advice on something.
Leslie Knope: Oh, yeah?
Ben: My boss in Indianapolis... He wants me back on the road in a week. But then this morning Chris offered me a job to stay here in Pawnee and work for him.
Leslie Knope: Do you want to do that?
Ben: Well, I don't know. I've been moving around so much the past few years, it might be nice to stay in one place for a while. What do you think?
Leslie Knope: Well, this is a great city. You know, it's definitely the best city in Indiana, probably America, possibly the world.
Ben: Sure.
Leslie Knope: But on the other hand, you've put in 12 years with the state government.
Ben: So you think I should say no to Chris and head back to Indianapolis or...?
Leslie Knope: It's a tough call. You know what I would do? You should make a pros and cons list. That always works for me.
Ben: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, maybe I'll do that.
Leslie Knope: Excellent. Nice talking to you.
Ben: Good stuff.
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Ann: I told you I'm rusty.
Donna: All right, come with me.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: You okay, Ron?
Ron Swanson: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue.
Ben: Okay, each department will be getting blue bins...
Ron Swanson: [groans in pain]
Ben: Do you need to go to the dentist, Ron?
Ron Swanson: I don't like dentists. Just a second. [Ron pulls out a pair of pliers]
All: [shouting]
Ben: Oh!
Donna: What the [bleep]?
Jerry: Oh, my God!
Ron Swanson: I'm sorry, everybody. What were we talking about... Recycling?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it's always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Tom faint.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I love Andy and April as a couple. I want them to stay together forever. But relationships need planning. You just can't jump into something without thinking. It took me four years to find the right hairdresser, and we still fight all the time!