Andy Quote #137
Quote from Andy in Flu Season
Ron Swanson: So just sit here and do your thing.
Andy: Do I have to tuck my shirt in? Because, honestly, that's kind of a deal breaker.
Ron Swanson: Let 'er fly.
Andy: Hey, wait. Where's April? Is she all right?
Ron Swanson: Yeah. I just gave her the day off.
Andy: Would it be weird if I asked for the day off? Yeah, no. It's okay. I didn't think so.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.