Tom Quote #194

Quote from Tom in Flu Season

Tom: Before we get started, a quick announcement... Every Thursday night is ladies' night down at the Snakehole Lounge over on Burnham Avenue. Ladies get two drinks for the price of one. Oh, no, that can't be right. That's way too good of a deal. Nope. That is what it says. Wow. That sounds like a fun time.

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 ‘Flu Season’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

Quote from Ron Swanson

April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Quote from Chris

Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.