Leslie Knope Quote #449
Quote from Leslie Knope in Telethon
Ann: I've just been feeling for a while like something's missing. And I kept thinking about the question you asked me today about whether or not he's the one. And he's not.
Leslie Knope: Mark really loves you. I think he's ready to take this to the next step.
Ann: He doesn't know what he's ready for, but I think I do.
Leslie Knope: Guess you're just gonna have to marry him and figure it out.
Ann: No.
April: No. No.
Leslie Knope: Why would you do that? No. No. No. No. Good for you, Ann.
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Leslie Knope: Okay, my second favorite episode, Monica's making dinner. And Joey is mad at Chandler because Chandler made out with his girlfriend. So Joey says, "Get in the box." I forgot to tell you there's a box. Oh, and it's Thanksgiving day. So they get ready to eat. What is Ross and Rachel doing? Oh, they're fighting. So Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are all together. Although is Phoebe there? Yes. So...
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Fire! Fire! Fire!
Andy: What? Where?
Leslie Knope: In my belly. Because the "24-hour Pawnee Cares diabetes telethon" starts tonight.
Ron Swanson: Goodie. Let us know how it went.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Every year, Pawnee Cares teams up with the local cable access station to raise money for diabetes research. And it's important, because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town In the u.S. Goes us, uh, Dallas, Tulsa, and certain parts of the Mall of America.