Leslie Knope Quote #438
Quote from Leslie Knope in Telethon
Mark: I've been doing some thinking. I'm not gonna ask Ann to move in with me.
Leslie Knope: Why? Is something wrong?
Mark: No. I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
Leslie Knope: [gasps]
Mark: I love her. And, uh, I want a partner.
Leslie Knope: Horseback. You should ask her on horseback. No. You should ask her in a hot air balloon. No. She should be on a hot air balloon and you should ride up on horseback. Oh, wait. She's in a balloon. You ride up on horseback. You point to the sky. Up there, skywriting "marry me, Ann."
Mark: I think I can figure out the right way to ask her.
Leslie Knope: How you ask someone to marry you is a very big deal. I mean, they have to repeat that story for the rest of their lives.
Mark: So you think I should do it, though?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. Can you get five eagles? No, get ten eagles.
Mark: Leslie.
Leslie Knope: No, it's you're life. Get as many eagles as you want.
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Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
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Leslie Knope: Fire! Fire! Fire!
Andy: What? Where?
Leslie Knope: In my belly. Because the "24-hour Pawnee Cares diabetes telethon" starts tonight.
Ron Swanson: Goodie. Let us know how it went.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Every year, Pawnee Cares teams up with the local cable access station to raise money for diabetes research. And it's important, because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town In the u.S. Goes us, uh, Dallas, Tulsa, and certain parts of the Mall of America.