Leslie Knope Quote #440

Quote from Leslie Knope in Telethon

Ann: As a nurse and as your friend, I highly suggest you don't try to stay up for the next 24 hours.
Leslie Knope: I can definitely do it. I've already been up for 24 hours. But I have a secret weapon.
Ann: Nutriyum bars? Leslie.
Leslie Knope: I know. I know. They're terrible. But they give me an insane 15-minute burst. Plus my Nana used to tell me, "You'll sleep when you're dead."
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: My Nana, she used to say the best stuff. "Don't work yourself into a lather." "Look where it is and you'll find it." "Don't put me in a home." "Tell the truth and shame the devil." "The devil knows where you're hiding." "If you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he's gonna drive." She was really into the devil.


 ‘Telethon’ Quotes

Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: Okay, my second favorite episode, Monica's making dinner. And Joey is mad at Chandler because Chandler made out with his girlfriend. So Joey says, "Get in the box." I forgot to tell you there's a box. Oh, and it's Thanksgiving day. So they get ready to eat. What is Ross and Rachel doing? Oh, they're fighting. So Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are all together. Although is Phoebe there? Yes. So...

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: Fire! Fire! Fire!
Andy: What? Where?
Leslie Knope: In my belly. Because the "24-hour Pawnee Cares diabetes telethon" starts tonight.
Ron Swanson: Goodie. Let us know how it went.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Every year, Pawnee Cares teams up with the local cable access station to raise money for diabetes research. And it's important, because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town In the u.S. Goes us, uh, Dallas, Tulsa, and certain parts of the Mall of America.