Leslie Knope Quote #427
Quote from Leslie Knope in 94 Meetings
Leslie Knope: Well, thank God you haven't torn down the gazebo yet.
Jessica Wicks: Ugh. Don't remind me. The demolition people couldn't get here until this afternoon. I've had to look at that ugly thing all day long.
Leslie Knope: Ugly thing? Let me tell you a little something about this ugly thing, ma'am. 150 years ago, an interracial couple was married here and then slaughtered by their own families. It's one of the most beautiful stories in Pawnee's history. Why are you trying to destroy it?
Jessica Wicks: Don't tell me about Pawnee history. The Newports made this town. And tonight, we're going to celebrate his 85th birthday without this mushy, old, pile of rot.
Leslie Knope: Your husband's a mushy, old, pile of rot.
Jessica Wicks: You were a stick in the mud when we judged that beauty pageant and you're being a stick in the mud now!
Leslie Knope: I am not a stick in the mud! I-I just want to stop a party from happening.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘94 Meetings’ Quotes
Quote from April
Man: Excuse me. I had a meeting with Ron Swanson yesterday, but I had a little car trouble.
April: Sorry, he's busy right now.
Man: Oh. Uh, well. Well, can I reschedule?
April: Sure. Hmm. How about June 50th?
Man: Sorry?
April: Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He's available then.
Man: What is going on?
April: Looks like the only other day he has open is March-tember one-teenth. Does that work, sir? [phone rings; April hangs up]
Quote from Tom
Tom: Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse 'cause you look barely legal?
Jessica Wicks: Tom Haverford. If you're not the most charming man in Indiana.
Tom: And this must be the luckiest man in Indiana. Sir, it is an honor to meet you. [holds hand out; awkwardly hugs Nick Newport, Sr.] Come here, you.
Nick Newport, Sr.: Tell me straight. Are you a Chinese?
Tom: No. I'm one of the Indian people.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: That floppy old bag of money is gonna be dead in, like, a month. And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars? Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger, but I'm a gold digger digger.
Quote from Ann
Ann: Now, I have to tell you, I don't actually work in the Parks Department. I'm a nurse.
Man: Seriously? That's great news. I have the weirdest thing on my arm. Can you see this?
Ann: [to camera] Every time.