Andy Quote #107
Quote from Andy in 94 Meetings
Andy: Thanks again for letting me take those meetings today. I've never really had a meeting before. They're awesome.
Ron Swanson: You're welcome.
Andy: Hey, have you seen April around? She usually comes by at the end of the day.
Ron Swanson: You might want to check her house. She quit on me.
Andy: What? Why?
Ron Swanson: She screwed up my entire life today.
Andy: That was one mistake. She's perfect for you. Come on. There's no one in the world who's gonna do a better job for you than April. Either you hire her back or I quit.
Ron Swanson: You don't work for me.
Andy: And I never will, sir. Good day. [resumes shining Ron's shoes]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘94 Meetings’ Quotes
Quote from April
Man: Excuse me. I had a meeting with Ron Swanson yesterday, but I had a little car trouble.
April: Sorry, he's busy right now.
Man: Oh. Uh, well. Well, can I reschedule?
April: Sure. Hmm. How about June 50th?
Man: Sorry?
April: Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He's available then.
Man: What is going on?
April: Looks like the only other day he has open is March-tember one-teenth. Does that work, sir? [phone rings; April hangs up]
Quote from Tom
Tom: Jessica Wicks! Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse 'cause you look barely legal?
Jessica Wicks: Tom Haverford. If you're not the most charming man in Indiana.
Tom: And this must be the luckiest man in Indiana. Sir, it is an honor to meet you. [holds hand out; awkwardly hugs Nick Newport, Sr.] Come here, you.
Nick Newport, Sr.: Tell me straight. Are you a Chinese?
Tom: No. I'm one of the Indian people.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: That floppy old bag of money is gonna be dead in, like, a month. And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars? Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger, but I'm a gold digger digger.
Quote from Ann
Ann: Now, I have to tell you, I don't actually work in the Parks Department. I'm a nurse.
Man: Seriously? That's great news. I have the weirdest thing on my arm. Can you see this?
Ann: [to camera] Every time.