Tom Quote #155
Quote from Tom in Summer Catalog
Ann: Where's Leslie? She just texted me from your phone and said she left her phone at home and that I should come here immediately, and why did I believe that?
Tom: Maybe in your heart, you knew it was from me, but you came anyway.
Ann: Nope.
Mark: Tom, would you please stop texting me that you're having a city-planning emergency. There's no such thing as a city-planning emergency. Hi, there.
Ann: Hi.
Tom: Look at you two. Ann Perkins, Mark Brendanawicz. AnnDanawicz... Or Merkins. No, AnnDanawicz. You two should be models. Maybe on the cover of the parks department summer catalog?
Ann: That's not the reason you called me in here, right? 'cause I just finished a 12-hour shift. If that's the reason-
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Summer Catalog’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: What are we trying to do with this catalog? We're trying to sell Pawnee on our summer classes. How do we do that? With one perfect, captivating image. April. Modern life. Where are we running? Sometimes what we want is not always where we are. Next slide. Are we alone? Is the real winter inside our hearts? We're all struggling for definition in a world that resists our inquiries.
Leslie Knope: Okay, this isn't gonna work for a number of reasons. One, this is a summer catalog. Two, that was complete gibberish. And three, that child looks like it's abandoned, so basically, boo.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Okay, I'll tell you. We're putting together the Parks Department summer catalog, and the big surprise is I am going to reunite all the living, former Parks Directors at a picnic, record the whole thing, and then write about it in the welcome letter. It's the biggest catalog of the year. Think of the September issue of Vogue, but it's more important to Pawnee. Mainly because we don't get Vogue here.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [aside to camera] This catalog is basically like an ad for the parks department, and I love ads. I love magazine ads for flavored vodkas, billboards for designer jeans. I TiVo through shows to get to the ads. I love ads.