Leslie Knope Quote #399
Quote from Leslie Knope in Park Safety
Carl Lorthner: [loudly] Any of this looking familiar?
Jerry: Yeah, it happened right over there.
Carl Lorthner: Oh, yeah, I'm not surprised. Take a look at this path. With budget cuts, we can't afford a single safety light. There's been ten assaults already this year.
Leslie Knope: Wow. Really? Can't you station a park ranger out here?
Carl Lorthner: We have. [shouting] Who do you think they're assaulting?
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell. One way or another, I'm gonna get money so you can protect Jerry and all the other helpless, pathetic people in this town.
Tom: [breathing heavily] You guys got to slow down. Can I just take a rest for a minute?
Leslie Knope: No, Tom. Sorry. No can do. Sun's going down. It's real dangerous out here. Let's roll, Carl.
Carl Lorthner: Okay, going fast.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Park Safety’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: We should just directly apply the food to your clothes. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Yay! Making fun of Jerry's back.
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension. And my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake. And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] I always had fun with Andy. The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother and his maid and his nurse. He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket. Ooh, Baby in a Straightjacket. That's a good band name. I should tell him that.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph. That is a picture from my vacation in Muncie.
Tom: You went on a vacation, and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: Yeah. My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Tom. Muncie is a lovely city.