Leslie Knope Quote #398
Quote from Leslie Knope in Park Safety
Tom: This thing is a mess.
Carl Lorthner: [loudly] We used to have three carts actually. The first one got pushed into the creek by some kids. The second one raccoons got onto. There was urine everywhere. And the third one was recently stolen.
Tom: What's this one?
Carl Lorthner: This is the second one. The raccoon piss one. All right, so we're gonna just head out. [screeching] Oh, no. You know what, I think we got too much weight.
Leslie Knope: Oh. That's Tom probably.
Tom: Are you serious?
Leslie Knope: Tom, can you get off please? Just run alongside the cart, okay?
Carl Lorthner: Okay, here we go. So let me tell you a little bit about the park. Up here on the left Is one of our most beautiful grass fields. Uh, it's primarily grass. All right, I'm gonna make a hard left here. Stick with us, Tom.
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Leslie Knope: Yay! Making fun of Jerry's back.
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension. And my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake. And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] I always had fun with Andy. The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother and his maid and his nurse. He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket. Ooh, Baby in a Straightjacket. That's a good band name. I should tell him that.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph. That is a picture from my vacation in Muncie.
Tom: You went on a vacation, and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: Yeah. My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Tom. Muncie is a lovely city.