Andy Quote #97
Quote from Andy in Park Safety
Andy: Oh, hey. Ann Perkins in the shoe shouse. [laughs]
Ann: I wanted to check in. I brought some stuff from the hospital. Water, compress, aspirin, some lollipops. I know you love those.
Andy: You know, hey, thank you, but I'm really- I'm feeling great. I took a couple of aspirin and slept right through the night and- Hold on a second. Uh, Ludgate! What the hell? I got you one of those veggie muffins that you're always eating.
April: Score.
Andy: Yeah. Tastes like a rug.
April: Shut up.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Park Safety’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: We should just directly apply the food to your clothes. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Yay! Making fun of Jerry's back.
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension. And my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake. And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] I always had fun with Andy. The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother and his maid and his nurse. He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket. Ooh, Baby in a Straightjacket. That's a good band name. I should tell him that.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph. That is a picture from my vacation in Muncie.
Tom: You went on a vacation, and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: Yeah. My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Tom. Muncie is a lovely city.