Leslie Knope Quote #396
Quote from Leslie Knope in Park Safety
Tom: It says here 1:00 meeting. Who are we meeting with?
Leslie Knope: Don't worry about it.
Tom: Oh, no, please no.
Leslie Knope: Tom, it's important to meet with the park rangers. They are the first line of defense.
Carl Lorthner: [loudly] Leslie Knope!
Leslie Knope: Hey, Carl.
Carl Lorthner: What's up, pencil pushers? Haverford. Good to see you, man. [laughs] Is it hot in here? I feel hot. Are you guys hot? How you guys doing? I'm good. You guys got any snacks?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Carl is the head of all outdoor security. Why was he transferred from his indoor desk job, you ask. Listen.
Carl Lorthner: [o.s.] It's so sweet. Hey, Leslie, have you seen Avatar? I never saw Avatar. I wanted to read the book first, but then I realized there's no book version of avatar. What'd you guys do for st. Patty's Day? I was wearing this t-shirt that said, "Kiss me. I'm irish." But no one would kiss me.
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April: We should just directly apply the food to your clothes. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Yay! Making fun of Jerry's back.
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension. And my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake. And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] I always had fun with Andy. The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother and his maid and his nurse. He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket. Ooh, Baby in a Straightjacket. That's a good band name. I should tell him that.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph. That is a picture from my vacation in Muncie.
Tom: You went on a vacation, and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: Yeah. My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Tom. Muncie is a lovely city.