Andy Quote #82
Quote from Andy in Woman of the Year
Tom: I don't know, Andy. What's it all about? What's the secret?
Andy: Yeah.
Tom: Why's it so hard to become a mogul? All I want in life is to own a nightclub on every continent, have my own line of upscale sweat suits, and a cologne called Tommy Fresh. And I fell $1,000 short.
Andy: Seriously? That's all you needed? Tom, I have $1,000. You can have it.
Tom: Thanks, Andy, but I can't take your money.
Andy: I'm a singer/songwriter. The two lines I've put into every song I've ever sang, "Spread your wings and fly," and "You deserve to be a champion." If you're telling me that all you need is $1,000 to do your dreams, then I want you to have it.
Tom: Are you sure about this?
Andy: Maybe.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Woman of the Year’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: [aside to camera] This VIP card gives you exclusive access to the investment opportunity of a lifetime. Where? Multipurpose Room F. When? 3:00 p.m. Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life. [flings card]
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] The IOW is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong, and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson! Oh, my God! What is happening?
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. It's an envelope from the IOW Awards Office! Nobody freak out! [silence] Do you know what this means? I am Pawnee's Woman of the Year!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The IOW is the Indiana Organization of Women. I have been a dues-paying member since I was nine. And every year, they choose one woman to win the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award. Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.