Leslie Knope Quote #356
Quote from Leslie Knope in Galentine's Day
Leslie Knope: Frank, I was wondering. My mom always said that you wanted to be a lawyer. Did that work out?
Frank: No. Never did. Though I did once act as my own lawyer. Oh! I found some old pictures of Marlene and me. Look.
Leslie Knope: Look how young she is.
Justin: These are amazing.
Frank: Probably shouldn't show you this one.
Leslie Knope: Oh, la, la, la, la, la, la. No, thank you.
Frank: Your mom was such a firecracker. Smart, funny, sharp as a tack. Such firm breasts. Oh, that was inappropriate. Wow. I am just, all of a sudden, so nervous to see her again. I'm gonna throw up real quick and then we can leave.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Galentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: If you look inside your bags, you will find a few things. A bouquet of hand-crocheted flower pens... A mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda, and a personalized 5,000-word essay of why you are all so awesome.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: What's Galentine's Day? Oh, it's only the best day of the year. Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It's like Lilith Fair minus the angst, plus frittatas.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How often do you get to reunite soul mates? What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet? Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Oh, Jen. I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.
Quote from April
Derek: [as an old man] Come here, sonny. Let me tell you about the Civil War.
Ben: Grandpa, leave me alone. You smell like death.
April: I'm gonna get some punch. [to an old couple] Excuse me. You guys are really adorable. It's really nice.