Leslie Knope Quote #310
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Set Up
Chris: [over speaker] Alright Leslie, you're gonna start hearing some loud noises and see some flashin lights.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Chris: So you never told me where you're from.
Leslie Knope: I'm from Pawnee.
Chris: Keep still, please. And you said that your mom works in Government too. Is that right?
Leslie Knope: Yes, she does.
Chris: You got to keep still. No talking, Leslie. What kind of music do you like?
Leslie Knope: Can I answer that?
Chris: Sure. Keep still.
Leslie Knope: All kinds.
Chris: Very important that you keep still at this moment, Leslie. I've told you that a thousand times. Did you ever break your arm? You can answer that. Here, I'll turn it off.
Leslie Knope: One time I was on my bike and some boys were making fun of me, so I chased them and I lost control. I'm surprised you can see that. It was, like, three years ago.
Chris: I can't believe I turned the machine off for that. You never had any kids, right, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: No.
Chris: You've got a great oven.
Leslie Knope: Okay, time to go.
Chris: You got ample room in there. Honestly, if you wanted to, you could go triplets right off the bat, Leslie. You got a big, industrial-sized oven.
Leslie Knope: So we're done, right?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Set Up’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: What is your ideal man?
Leslie Knope: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.
Ann: Interesting. That's a high, weird bar.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: And for you, madam, the Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Ann: I can't believe the cafeteria named a sandwich after you. They're so cool.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm. Salami on pumpernickel with olive juice and extra iceberg. It was the only sandwich on the board that wasn't named. I just wish I'd liked it.
Quote from Ron Swanson
George MacFayden: Ron Swanson?
Ron Swanson: That's me.
George MacFayden: My name is George MacFayden. I wanted to talk to you about the amount of snow in the parks.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I've been getting a lot of visitors recently, thanks to a stupid, worthless, new push to make government officials more accessible to the public.
[montage:]
Man: There is a disturbing of benches in Ramsett park! I want to sit more!
Woman: And another thing I like is the layout of the hiking trails.
Woman: I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible!
[back:]
Ron Swanson: This is my hell.