Joan Callamezzo Quote #2
Quote from Joan Callamezzo in Christmas Scandal
Joan Callamezzo: [on TV] We are here looking at a videotape. This is back in April, 2005. We see here we're looking at Councilman Dexhart.
Ann: Leslie, you should see this.
Joan Callamezzo: And he's now about to shake hands with Leslie knope, the alleged sex toy.
Leslie Knope: Oh, for cripes sake.
Donnie Rotger: [on TV] Look at the way she's smiling at him. And then almost unconsciously touching her hands to her hips. See that? Right there. It's like she's sending him a message that she's ready for childbearing.
Joan Callamezzo: Wow.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Christmas Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] In a 24-hour news cycle, the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again. In 2004, a kid from Pawnee went to the Olympics, and it was reported on for over a year. He wasn't even competing or anything. He just was going, literally, to watch the Olympics.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's gotten a lot harder to work in government. You think Winston Churchill ever had to pull his pants down and show his butt? No. But would he have? Yes. Now, could he have? Maybe not towards the end of his life, but he would have. Because he loved his job.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Oh.
Man: Yeah, I don't think kids should be allowed on the playground equipment.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu, use hand sanitizer.
Man: I'm not worried about swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu!
Ron Swanson: The turtle flu...
Man: Turtle flu.
Ron Swanson: Turtle flu.