Leslie Knope Quote #287
Quote from Leslie Knope in Christmas Scandal
Alexa Softcastle: Leslie Knope? Alexa Softcastle, Pawnee Sun. Can I ask you a few questions?
Ron Swanson: Don't say anything.
Leslie Knope: I'm not afraid to say anything, okay? I have nothing to hide. I've never even met Councilman Dexhart before yesterday, and that's all I want to say about the matter.
Alexa Softcastle: Some people are saying this isn't the first time that you've had sex with a married councilman.
Leslie Knope: Who's saying that?
Alexa Softcastle: Some people.
Ron Swanson: Okay, this interview is over.
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‘Christmas Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] In a 24-hour news cycle, the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again. In 2004, a kid from Pawnee went to the Olympics, and it was reported on for over a year. He wasn't even competing or anything. He just was going, literally, to watch the Olympics.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's gotten a lot harder to work in government. You think Winston Churchill ever had to pull his pants down and show his butt? No. But would he have? Yes. Now, could he have? Maybe not towards the end of his life, but he would have. Because he loved his job.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Oh.
Man: Yeah, I don't think kids should be allowed on the playground equipment.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu, use hand sanitizer.
Man: I'm not worried about swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu!
Ron Swanson: The turtle flu...
Man: Turtle flu.
Ron Swanson: Turtle flu.