Andy Quote #62
Quote from Andy in Tom's Divorce
Andy: Hey, Ann. Mark. You guys got a second? It's about last night.
Ann: I hope I'm not gonna have to explain to you that you don't actually own me.
Andy: Of course not. I never for one second thought that that was for real. Look, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore. You clearly have something going, and I should respect that.
Ann: Okay. If you say "psych" right now I'm gonna be really pissed.
Andy: You remembered how much I like to say "psych." But no, no. This is no psych.
Mark: Andy, thank you for saying all that just now. [Mark & Andy shake hands]
Andy: Sure. Goodbye, A-Cakes. [Andy & Ann shake hands] Hello, Ann. Goodbye, Ann.
Ann: Goodbye, Andy.
Andy: Oh. [whimpers] I thought for a second you were gonna chase after me right there, but you didn't, and that's okay. I meant every word I said.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Tom's Divorce’ Quotes
Quote from Ann
Tom: I'll have the surf-and-turf-a-saurus, and a couple of bottles of wine. I'm gonna need a lot of wine, so keep it flowing.
Ann: I'm not gonna be drinking anything. Just wanted everybody to know that.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: I'm not a big fan of group dinners where everybody splits the bill no matter what they get. I ordered a Tyranna-Caesar salad, and that's all I'm paying for.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: God! It is rough in here. Is it always like this?
Ron Swanson: I wouldn't know. Don't like strip clubs. Smells like a wet mop in here. And I get the feeling that every one of these women is running a low-grade fever.
Leslie Knope: You're one of the good ones, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Wait a minute. Hello, beautiful.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses. But I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: There is a great dinosaur-themed restaurant in Patterson. It is called Jurassic Fork. [Leslie laughs] I have gone there three times a week for the last 15 years.