Leslie Knope Quote #274
Quote from Leslie Knope in Tom's Divorce
Leslie Knope: All right, Tom! This is Seabiscuit.
Woman: Sierra.
Leslie Knope: Sierra. Sorry. It's loud in here. And I gave her money to writhe around on your parts.
Tom: Leslie, I don't want to do that.
Leslie Knope: Well, I already paid her. Can I get my money back?
Woman: No.
Leslie Knope: Okay, so let her do her writhing.
Tom: All right.
Leslie Knope: I just gotta say, Sierra. I really don't get why this cheers men up, because it's very insincere and it's very fleeting. But go crazy, okay? Give my friend here the works. Really grind the sorrow out of him.
Woman: You got it.
Leslie Knope: And then, afterwards, maybe reconsider your profession, but for now, grind away.
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‘Tom's Divorce’ Quotes
Quote from Ann
Tom: I'll have the surf-and-turf-a-saurus, and a couple of bottles of wine. I'm gonna need a lot of wine, so keep it flowing.
Ann: I'm not gonna be drinking anything. Just wanted everybody to know that.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: I'm not a big fan of group dinners where everybody splits the bill no matter what they get. I ordered a Tyranna-Caesar salad, and that's all I'm paying for.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: God! It is rough in here. Is it always like this?
Ron Swanson: I wouldn't know. Don't like strip clubs. Smells like a wet mop in here. And I get the feeling that every one of these women is running a low-grade fever.
Leslie Knope: You're one of the good ones, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Wait a minute. Hello, beautiful.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses. But I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: There is a great dinosaur-themed restaurant in Patterson. It is called Jurassic Fork. [Leslie laughs] I have gone there three times a week for the last 15 years.