Leslie Knope Quote #256
Quote from Leslie Knope in Hunting Trip
Leslie Knope: You're surprised that my breasts didn't throw my aim off?
Ron Swanson: Leslie, please. I don't care that you're a girl. I just don't like change. I like going to the same place with the same people, telling the same stories and seeing who can bag the most turkeys.
Leslie Knope: Well, it seems like you like to go hunting with the same people 'cause you know you can beat them. A hundred bucks says I bag more birds than you.
Ron Swanson: You're on. Let's split up. I do it better alone.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, you do! See? Just one of the guys.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.