Andy Quote #50
Andy: Oh, hey, Ron. What's up?
Ron Swanson: Uh... Andy, you know, the thing the other day?
Andy: Other day, other day... Yeah. Oh, yesterday?
Ron Swanson: I am... That... That was... I feel...
Andy: I'm okay... You know, I'd be okay if we... I'd be okay if we never mentioned it again.
Ron Swanson: [taps nose] Never mention what again?
Andy: The moan, Ron. The weird moan you made. That was super weird. Do you not remember that? I talked about it with the lady who went after you for a half an hour. She said she thought it was an animal...
Ron Swanson: Okay. It was just an odd moment. Let's just... Let's just not talk about it anymore.
Andy: Oh, that's what I was trying to say. But, yeah. Okay.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I'm impressed with Andy. Pulling himself up by his bootstraps. He reminds me of me. I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.
Quote from Donna
Donna: So, it's the Last Supper, but with famous people from Indiana. Mmm-hmm. John Mellencamp, Larry Bird, Michael Jackson, uh, David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox. Okay, so, here's where it gets a little dicey. Because there's not that many celebrities from Indiana. So, a NASCAR. Uh, my friend, Becky. Ron Swanson.
Leslie Knope: Donna? Who's the Jesus?
Donna: That would be Greg Kinnear.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Paul: Okay. As everybody knows, The Spirit of Pawnee was defaced again last night.
Leslie Knope: What was it this time?
Paul: Chocolate pudding.
Leslie Knope: Huh. That's new.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee. And it's very controversial. We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce. Someone tried to stab it once. We really need better security here. We also need better, less-offensive history.