Leslie Knope Quote #235

Quote from Leslie Knope in The Camel

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I know everything about this town and these murals. And that's why this is a dream come true. Literally. I have had a dream where I designed a mural. But then it turned into a nightmare, because the mural started talking, and it came alive and it was whispering. And I couldn't hear what it was saying, so I leaned in close, and then it ate me. At one point, Gina Gershon was there.

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Quote from Donna

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Leslie Knope: Donna? Who's the Jesus?
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Quote from Leslie Knope

Paul: Okay. As everybody knows, The Spirit of Pawnee was defaced again last night.
Leslie Knope: What was it this time?
Paul: Chocolate pudding.
Leslie Knope: Huh. That's new.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee. And it's very controversial. We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce. Someone tried to stab it once. We really need better security here. We also need better, less-offensive history.