Andy Quote #40
Quote from Andy in Greg Pikitis
Leslie Knope: Why would anyone do this?
Andy: Kids are kids. Everybody does stupid stuff like this in high school.
Leslie Knope: I didn't.
Andy: Yeah, but you were probably a nerd, though, huh?
Leslie Knope: Hey.
Andy: Leslie, I mean that in a good way. Look at you now. You're the coolest person I've ever met. I even met John Cougar Mellencamp once.
Leslie Knope: Andy, why don't you go home? I'll finish cleaning this up.
Andy: No way. I mean, you got me a job and you're helping me turn my life around. I go home when you go home.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Greg Pikitis’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Wendy: Hey. Ron.
Ron Swanson: Hello, Wendy. Well, you and Tom really turned the party around.
Wendy: Well, we have a good time together. Tom told me that you know about our green card marriage. And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone.
Ron Swanson: No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada. All that socialized medicine up there.
Quote from April
Ann: Hey, guys.
April: Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?
Ann: Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume.
Derek: I did. I'm a straight person.
Mark: [enters] Hey, sorry I'm late.
Derek: See?
Ann: Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going.
[aside to camera:]
April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best. And I don't have to work. Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year.