Leslie Knope Quote #212
Quote from Leslie Knope in Greg Pikitis
Dave Sanderson: We've been tailing that kid for a couple of hours. I mean, it must have been somebody else.
Leslie Knope: It was Pikitis. Believe me now?
Dave Sanderson: That doesn't mean anything to me.
Leslie Knope: This is a peach pit.
Dave Sanderson: Okay.
Leslie Knope: He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him.
Dave Sanderson: Mmm-hmm?
Leslie Knope: This is his ace of spades. This is his calling card. This is what he leaves all his victims. And it's still warm. Okay, go and arrest him. And send this to the lab.
Dave Sanderson: We don't have a lab.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Greg Pikitis’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Wendy: Hey. Ron.
Ron Swanson: Hello, Wendy. Well, you and Tom really turned the party around.
Wendy: Well, we have a good time together. Tom told me that you know about our green card marriage. And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone.
Ron Swanson: No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada. All that socialized medicine up there.
Quote from April
Ann: Hey, guys.
April: Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?
Ann: Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume.
Derek: I did. I'm a straight person.
Mark: [enters] Hey, sorry I'm late.
Derek: See?
Ann: Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going.
[aside to camera:]
April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best. And I don't have to work. Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year.