Leslie Knope Quote #200
Quote from Leslie Knope in Kaboom
Andy: [on phone] Hello?
Leslie Knope: Andy, it's Leslie.
Andy: Hello?
Leslie Knope: Hello? Andy, it's Leslie.
Andy: Psych. Leave a message after the beep.
Leslie Knope: Andy, it's Leslie. Look. What did you mean when you said it's your only option? I think we should talk. Without lawyers present. If you wanna meet, just put a white chalk "X" on the mailbox across the street from City Hall. Or call me back. Just call me back. [cut] Andy, why aren't you returning my calls? Is it because of your lawyer? It's because of your lawyer. [cut; affected accent] Hey, Andy, it's your aunt, your mom or dad's sister. I don't know how to tell you this but your uncle has passed. He's with Jesus now. So we're having a memorial in 30 minutes at City Hall. [cut] Hey! Free guitars at City Hall! Everybody run! [cut; robotic voice:] Because of a local disaster, you, Andy Dwyer, must go to the evacuation center at Pawnee City Hall.
Tom: Hmm, that was weird.
Leslie Knope: [gasps] How long have you been there?
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Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's awful what happened to Andy. But sometimes when you make an omelet, you got to break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.
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Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over. And we're all volunteering for Kaboom, a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. I never trust anything that comes that quickly. That's why I don't eat Minute Rice.
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Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How does taking risks make me feel? Amazing. Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed. My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure. I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.