Leslie Knope Quote #197
Quote from Leslie Knope in Kaboom
Scott Braddock: Miss Knope? Miss Knope. Hi. Scott Braddock, City Attorney.
Leslie Knope: Hey, Scott. I didn't know that you were friends with Andy.
Scott Braddock: I never met him. What I do know is that he could sue us at the drop of a hat. I mean, right now, he's the most dangerous man in Pawnee.
Leslie Knope: Is that all you lawyers think about? Lawsuits, and laws and legalese?
Scott Braddock: Yes.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Well, you can relax. All I'm gonna do is go in and just say, "We are so sorry, it's entirely our fault..."
Scott Braddock: No, no, no, no. You can't say any of that. It admits liability. You can't say "I'm sorry, " or "I apologize." It implies guilt.
Leslie Knope: That's insane. I have to apologize. Andy was a victim...
Scott Braddock: Can't say "victim."
Leslie Knope: ...of an extremely unfortunate situation.
Scott Braddock: Can't say "unfortunate," and you can't say "situation."
Leslie Knope: I can't say the word "situation"?
Scott Braddock: No. It implies there was a situation.
Leslie Knope: Can I give him the pig?
Scott Braddock: Yeah, the pig's fine.
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