Leslie Knope Quote #178
Quote from Leslie Knope in Sister City
Raul: Look, this is not personal. We just think that you are weak and your city is disgusting.
Leslie Knope: I think you're rude. And I think you've been rude since you came here. And I think that your medals are stupid and your uniform is lame, and you guys want to marry Hugo Chavez!
Raul: Hey! Do not disrespect Chavez.
Leslie Knope: Stupid Chavez.
Raul: I just told you not to disrespect him.
Leslie Knope: Good, I just did.
Raul: That's twice.
Leslie Knope: I don't like Chavez.
Raul: Yes, you do. And do not disrespect him.
Leslie Knope: No, I don't!
Raul: Yes, you do!
Leslie Knope: No, I don't, Raul. Look, if you don't like it here, then go, okay, Raul?
Raul: Great.
Leslie Knope: Good. Shut up.
Raul: We're shutting up, yeah. And we'll go. Vamos.
Leslie Knope: Those are our pens.
Raul: Right. We don't even need them.
Leslie Knope: Great, then don't take them.
Raul: We didn't.
Leslie Knope: They started it.
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Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Yesterday I was tough and direct and today I have to be charming. Basically, yesterday I was Hillary Clinton, and today I'm Bill.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Raul: This is a gold plated replica of the gun Hugo Chavez used in the 1992 Socialist revolution. It is a gift.
Leslie Knope: This gun truly symbolizes the blossoming peace between our two nations.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: A key aspect to diplomacy is gift-giving. The gift has to be nice enough to honor and respect the guest, but not so nice that it shames him. Plus, it needs to represent the local culture. And I found the perfect thing.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: A bottle of high-fructose corn syrup, made right here in Pawnee's own Sweetums factory. Sweetums! If you can't beat 'em, Sweetums! Since 1891. And eight and a half dozen rubber baby bottle nipples, also made here in Pawnee. Kernston's Rubber Nipples, tastes like the real thing.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Now, I know you gentlemen had a long flight, but I have prepared a welcome party in your honor.
Raul: Excellent. I like to party.
Leslie Knope: Well, my job is to see to your every need.
Elvis: Do we just select the woman we desire? I will take the large black one.
Tom: Interesting choice.
Leslie Knope: What?
Raul: Do you have some kind of book with photos of the women available to us? If not, I will also take the sexy black one.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: I am not surprised at all. I've been to South America. I did very well there.