Leslie Knope Quote #95
Quote from Leslie Knope in Rock Show
Leslie Knope: [on the phone] He thinks we're on a date. Did you tell him we were on a date?
Marlene Knope: It is a date. What did you think it was?
Leslie Knope: A political strategy session.
Marlene Knope: Leslie, you're not getting any younger.
Leslie Knope: Well, neither is he. And he's 62 years old.
[in the restaurant, aside to camera:]
George Gernway: I think it's going quite well. And she looks like a young Sandy Duncan.
[back:]
Marlene Knope: Oh. Just go back in there and finish the dinner. Let him think it's a date. You don't have to have sex with him if you don't want to.
Leslie Knope: What? Are you crazy? [to a couple seated at an outdoor table] Hi, how are you?
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So do I need to know anything about this guy? What's his political pedigree?
Marlene Knope: His name is George Gernway. He's the city manager in Eagerton. He's divorced with two children.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good to know. Knowledge is power. Francis Bacon. Or Mary J. Blige.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Is that meeting still happening, the one with the bigwigs?
Marlene Knope: As far as I know.
Leslie Knope: Would it be unusual to reschedule the meeting?
Marlene Knope: Well, you would come off as a little flaky. Unless that's the impression you're trying to make.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Flaky is the worst thing a politician can be. Or corrupt. Or a rapist. There are a lot of pitfalls in politics. But those are the big three.
Quote from Tom
Wendy: How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?
Tom: Uh, she used to read him books at the senior center.
Beth: Wow. How old is he?
Tom: He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease.