Andy Quote #9
Quote from Andy in Boys' Club
Andy: There's only one more thing I need to clean, me. Um, I can't really get into a shower, so I got this idea from my parents. This is how they clean their dog. [music plays] Do you like that? Huh? I wrote that for Ann. It's gonna be playing when she walks through the door today. And check this out. Washed my shorts. How do you like that?
Lawrence: Hey. Turn that down.
Andy: No. I wrote that song.
Lawrence: I don't care. Turn it down.
Andy: What are you doing in my yard, Lawrence? Get out of here.
Lawrence: Okay, you know what? I'm taking this.
Andy: Put down my boom box.
Lawrence: It's my boom box now. I asked you nicely.
Andy: You did not ask me nicely! Put that down! I just put 12 new batteries in that thing!
[Andy chases after Lawrence in a state of undress]
Andy: Lawrence, come on!
Hank: What's going on out here?
Andy: Give it to me! Come on. Go back inside, Hank.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Good morning. Last night, in a foolish attempt to infiltrate a boys' club, I violated the government employee ethics code of the state of Indiana. I have always tried to live my life in an ethical way, and last night, I failed. I realize I have let down every female public official in America, and I would like to apologize to them, right now, individually, and in alphabetical order. Michele Bachmann, Republican, Minnesota. I am sorry. Tammy Baldwin, Democrat, Wisconsin. I'm so sorry, Tammy. Melissa Bean.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Politics is full of boys' clubs, formal and informal. Behind me are all the members of the city council over the past 30 years. And every day, as a woman, I have to walk past this wall of men. It can be very upsetting. Especially because of that guy. No matter what direction I move, he's always staring at my chest. Hmm. See?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: So, after all that, it's really not that bad. You're gonna get a letter in your file.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I just wanted to say thank you, so...
Ron Swanson: Don't worry about it.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: No, I didn't do it for Leslie. I did it because I hate bureaucracy. My idea of a perfect government is one guy, who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe, when he desires them.