Ben Quote #339
Quote from Ben in The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Leslie Knope: From then, Andy went to England for a few months to work for a nonprofit. It was there that he befriended the 14th Earl of Cornwall-upon-Thames, Sir Edgar Covington. Ta-da!
Andy: Oh, my God, Eddie, this is amazing!
Edgar Covington: Andy, I am here in this weird, flat place, to name you a loyal and true karate defender of the Queen's Realm. [regal music] Please get down on one knee. This honor is bestowed on those who have shown great achievement in fields of the arts, learning, literature, and science. Therefore, I hereby dub thee a knight of the Order of the British Empire.
Ben: Hang on, can you actually do this?
Edgar Covington: Well, technically, only the Queen can knight somebody, but I'm so rich that she lets me do what I want. Would you like to be knighted?
Ben: Oh, no, no, no, no. No, of course not. It's Andy's day.
Andy: Dude, I don't mind.
Ben: Oh, then, yes, knight me, please. Oh, my God, this is amazing! Winter is coming for Sir Ben Lightstorm.
Edgar Covington: Okay, you're both knights.
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‘The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Hire Very Good Building Company for your construction needs. Or do not. I am not a beggar. [long silence; checks watch] End of commercial.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation, Johnny Karate. [kids cheer] He has brought so much happiness to so many children in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate should stay here in Pawnee.
[Ron, as Duke Silver, plays a soulful rendition of Kung Fu Fighting]
Donna: [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Leslie Knope: Raise it up.
Donna: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Andy: This is awesome. Can you believe it, babe?
Donna: In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Leslie Knope: That karate gi will stay here forever. Well, not here here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems. So that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere. And the spirit will stay with us forever. Andy Dwyer's final good-bye when we come back.