Ben Quote #296
Quote from Ben in Moving Up (Part 1)
Ben: Wow. So Gryzzl's really taken off, huh?
Sam: Uh, yeah, it's been a crazy ride. Our music service, Gryzzldump, launched in November, and now we have 170 million users.
Mike: Six months ago, I was working in a taco truck. Now I own one-third of the Portland Trail Blazers.
Ben: You know, I think Pawnee is a great candidate for your free-wireless initiative. We lead the country in online pizza ordering. In fact, a lot of people go to the library just to order pizza online.
Mike: Right now we're kind of focused on, like, bigger cities, like Shreveport, Akron.
Ben: Sure. Obviously, we're no Akron. I mean, we're more like Dayton. But with your help, we can become Toledo.
Mike: Ben, we don't like to say the word "no"...
Sam: [softly] No.
Mike: At this company. We feel it's counterproductive to our creative mission, so, instead, let me say... "Nah, bro."
Ben: How is that better?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Moving Up (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Mitch Savner: Seems like things are a little chaotic.
Tom: No, no, everything is perfect. This is April. She's gonna be taking care of you tonight.
April: Hello, welcome to Tommy's Bistro. Today we have spaghetti, linguine, fettuccini, ravioli, rigatoni, bucatini, lasagna.
Mitch Savner: Could you repeat that?
April: Spaghetti, linguine, fettuccini, ravioli, rigatoni, Ferrari, Lamborghini, bucatini, lasagna.
Mitch Savner: Can I see a menu?
April: We had to throw our menus away because they are covered with pictures of Larry's dog rectum.
Jerry: Great news. Lord Sheldon's gonna make it. Yeah, just have to apply a salve to his anus every hour for the rest of his life, but... Oh, enjoy your meal.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Andy: Last chance, Ron. The slots are finalized, but I can squeeze in ten minutes if a certain mister... [whispering] Duke Silver wanted to come out. Come on, Ron, it's gonna be so fun.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew, but fun or not, playing music is something I like to keep private, along with my family, my conversations, and my whereabouts at all times.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Tom: We have ten tables booked for the soft opening. It's all friends and family, so hopefully they'll go easy on us. How's it looking, Ron? Maybe speed it up a little?
Ron Swanson: This is not government work. As such, I treat it with care and attention.
Tom: Okay, but also, go faster.