Leslie Knope Quote #1470
Quote from Leslie Knope in Flu Season 2
Leslie Knope: We know that you have that important other engagement.
Chipp McCapp: Yo, I gots to get that haircut. Snoop!
Leslie Knope: It's not just Pawnee that needs you. It's the entire region.
Skipper: Permission to speak, son? Pawnee is kind of the gateway to that whole region. They do buy a lot of albums.
Chipp McCapp: They sure ain't buying toothpaste. Bunch of dirty Hicks. [laughs] What if we fly me in and out same day so I wouldn't have to spend a night in your crap town?
Leslie Knope: Excuse me. Pawnee is a good town with good people from all walks of life. Plus, it is an amazing place to raise kids and start a family.
Chipp McCapp: You think I care about that? Look, I can do whatever I want, all right? If I want to shoot a paintball gun at my dad, I'm gonna do it. [gun fires]
Skipper: [groans] Good shot, son. I'm proud of you.
Leslie Knope: You're crazy. This is over, okay? Pawnee does not need you. And you should know that when you shook my hand earlier, there was pee on my palms. That makes us sound like Hicks. We're not. Shut up. Stupid. Okay. Let's go, Andy.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season 2’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: [on the phone] Well, I'd have to check but I'm pretty sure we can handle that. I do have... one question. [sneezes repeatedly without covering his face] Hold up.
Leslie Knope: Oh my God! Andy!
Andy: Sorry.
Leslie Knope: Andy! Are you getting sick? It's flu season again! I cannot get sick. Stock up on Kleenex. Don't touch your face. Don't touch anything. People are dropping like flies. We already had to quarantine Larry.
Jerry: Leslie, I don't feel good. Can't I just work from home?
Leslie Knope: The tent is your home now, Larry. We already forwarded your mail.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Dana: Some of our blueberry wine?
Ron Swanson: We make it right here at the vineyard. I don't drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum.
Ben: [drinks] Hey! Whew! Whoa. That's strong. Holy hell. That's a lot of alcohol.
Ron Swanson: We will take four bottles, please and thank you.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: Well, I guess while you get your medicine, I'll just stroll through the candy aisles but won't get any.
Leslie Knope: You can buy two candies.
Andy: Two!
Kitty: Can I help you?
Leslie Knope: I have the flu. Super nauseated for a few days, a lot of barfing. It's a total disaster. Plus I have a ton of work to do, so I need the good stuff, the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff.