Leslie Knope Quote #1341
Quote from Leslie Knope in Second Chunce
Councilman Dexhart: [on TV] Recently, certain allegations have come to light about my inappropriate conduct. I'm here to set the record straight. I totally did all of it.
Ben: Another sex scandal? This guy's unbelievable.
Leslie Knope: How does he find the time?
Councilman Dexhart: [on TV] I also engaged in inappropriate texting, sexting, and tex-mexting, which is where you send photos of your junk from the restroom of a Chili's to go.
Ben: Hmm.
Leslie Knope: Ew.
Councilman Dexhart: [on TV] Does this make me a bad boy? You tell me. No. Really. Tell me. It gets me off when women tell me that.
Leslie Knope: He's reading this, he wrote this down.
Councilman Dexhart: [on TV] I sent these texts to roughly 100 women under the following pseudonyms: [clears throat] Enrique Shockwave, Willie Dynamite, Lee Harvey Teabag...
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[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Today is my last day [hoarsely] as a-- Excuse me. [clears throat] Let me try this again. Today is [hoarsely] my last day at c-- [full voice] Today is my la-- [high pitched] Today is my last d-- You know what? You get the idea. My old friend Ingrid de Forest won the recall vote, and she's taking my place on Monday morning. But, you know, luckily for me, I've processed all my feelings. And I've gone through the five stages of grief: Denial, anger, Internet commenting, cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart. How many stages is that? I don't know. The point is I'm fine now.
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