Joan Callamezzo Quote #25
Quote from Joan Callamezzo in Recall Vote
Joan Callamezzo: I can honestly say today's guest is the only person in this town who's a bigger deal than I am. [laughs] Please welcome lifestyle guru Annabel Porter.
Annabel Porter: Hello, hello. It's me. I'm here.
Joan Callamezzo: Yes, you are.
Annabel Porter: Hi.
Joan Callamezzo: Can I just say, as a journalist, I feel like we're best friends. Tell the audience about yourself.
Annabel Porter: Well, I'm just a simple former phonebook model who found her calling. You know, I'm not perfect. The average woman worries about what she looks like in a bathing suit. So does my nanny. So I get it.
Joan Callamezzo: Annabel, what trends are... Pardon the pun, but... Trending?
Annabel Porter: First of all, Mozambique cashmere is the new cast-iron stove.
Joan Callamezzo: Of course.
Annabel Porter: I have found some amazing new conflict-free paella recipes, and, luckily, my favorite fishmonger now makes house calls.
Joan Callamezzo: Thank God.
Donna: Finally.
Annabel Porter: But my fave new item is a deliciously bold chair... By local artist Ron Swanson.
Joan Callamezzo: Ron Swanson is here. He will be joining us after the break, so stick around.
Ron Swanson: Did that woman call my chair "delicious"?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Recall Vote’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Can I ask you a question? Are we the cutest couple you've ever seen?
Herman Lerpiss: Nope. Okay, you want the long needle or the short needle? Doesn't matter. Can't find a short needle. Long needle it is.
Leslie Knope: I have a big idea. I want a portrait of Eleanor Roosevelt, tastefully done, and then she has a very classy tattoo of Pat Benatar on her arm. And that's very subtle. No, scratch that. Scratch all that. Just write "Ben".
Quote from Tom
Tom: I don't want to be a failure again, Ron.
Ron Swanson: There's no shame in failure if you gave it an honest effort.
Tom: Easy for you to say. People are dying to give you money for your business, and you didn't even take it.
Ron Swanson: I didn't sell my chairs to that website because I value my name. The only thing that's important at the end of the day is what's on your gravestone... Your name.
Tom: My gravestone's gonna be a 60-inch touchscreen with a hologram of four mes singing End of the Road by Boyz II Men... But point taken.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, Leslie's on her way in.
Ann: Is she okay? I left her, like, 30 voice mails, and her outgoing message is just her sobbing and burping and crazy laughing.
Ben: Yeah, you know what? She's actually handling it pretty well.
Leslie Knope: What's up, fartwads?
Chris: Are you eating a paunch burger?
Leslie Knope: Well, you know what? If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I mean, I've been boycotting them ever since Pinewood and her goons started this whole recall business, but who cares now, right? What does it matter? Nothing matters anymore. Mmm. Oh, my God. This is good. This is really good. Why did I ever fight this?
Chris: Have you thought about a concession speech?
Leslie Knope: Oh, concession speech? Yeah, I wrote one. "Eat my shorts, Jabronies. Knope, out."
Ben: I thought it best to revisit the concession speech at a later time.