April Quote #276
Quote from April in Doppelgangers
April: I'm sorry, was your name Jennifer?
Tynnyffer: No, it's Tynnyffer with two y's. I used to be Jennifer, but then I decided to rebrand myself. Oh, wait, hang on. It's Xanax o'clock.
April: [mirrors Valley Girl accent] Um, well, nice to meet you. My name's April, and I just wanted to say that your dress is so cute it's bonks.
Tynnyffer: I saw my spinning instructor wearing it, and I was like, "Shut up. Where do I get that?"
April: Oh, my God. Who's your spinning instructor? Gregory or Wynona?
Tynnyffer: I go to Yonis. Who are Gregory and Wynona? I've never heard of them before. Are they better?
April: Wynona rocks my world.
Tynnyffer: Seriously, you need to get me in there. Like, that's a must, must, must.
[aside to camera:]
April: She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Doppelgangers’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: First of all, this is Evelyn.
Leslie Knope: Oh, hello.
Ann: She is my Health Department counterpart from Eagleton.
Evelyn: There really wasn't a ton of work for me there. Eagletonians are very healthy.
Leslie Knope: Oh, well, this might be a very interesting challenge for you, because Pawnee has the very first documented case of mega-diabetes. And the only know occurrence of Lou Gehrig's other disease. We've been written about in textbooks.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This is a historic day. At 12:01 this morning, the city of Eagleton ceased to exist and was re-absorbed back into Pawnee. Things are exactly the way they were back in 1817, except, you know, women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, and we no longer burn widows for learning arithmetic.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ben, it has been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or DiCaprio. You're that good.