Leslie Knope Quote #1200
Quote from Leslie Knope in Article Two
Leslie Knope: Garth, I have another proposition.
Garth Blundin: Yes, I will go out on a date with you, but I realize you're a modern woman, so I will let you pay.
Leslie Knope: No. I was wondering would you like to join the Pawnee Historical Commission?
Garth Blundin: Those clowns? No thank you. They haven't answered a single one of my complaints about their anachronistic use of fonts in their newsletter.
Leslie Knope: Well, I'm a member, and I think we could really use you. But the only problem is there's tons of meetings, lots of work with people who also love history, and many social occasions that you're gonna have to attend, like cocktail parties and such. I can understand if it's something you don't want to commit to.
Garth Blundin: Just sounds like such a big bite out of my soap-making time. My cousin's arraignment is in May. But that's a day. I just fly out, I come back the same day. On a trial basis, yes. Yes, yes.
Leslie Knope: Great. Welcome to the team.
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Quote from Ann
Ann: JJ's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction. It's the perfect breakfast day gift for Leslie.
Donna: "Breakfast day"?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Leslie has anniversaries for everything. "Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together. "Double date day," it was the first time we went on a double date. "Daniel Day-Lewis day." "Talk-like-a-pirate day." "Talk-like-a-Pittsburgh-pirate day," which why and how? This calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar.
Quote from Tom
Garth Blundin: Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, eh, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: Indeed. Man, this guy's tougher than I thought.
Tom: I don't know how either of you guys are doing this. One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.